Toe woe

tom and jerry toe
ingrown woe
I need help getting in the bath
foot in plastic bag
feeling like a dag
it doesn't help by stifling a laugh

they cut away the nail
major pedi fail
elevation is the key to healing
the sofa is my friend
through a slow weekend
when all I'm looking at is the ceiling

iplayer daze
toe feels ablaze
sickly pallor growing on my cheeks
cream tea from my mum
I'll get a fat bum
recovery in four to six weeks.